As a matter of Rumor: iPhone - Verizon?

This has been a long time in the making. AT&T claims via the fat Owen brother that they cover almost all of the country, but I live in that part of the country where they do not exist and pretty much daily I realize how sad our lives really are here in rural X-ville, because we can not contribute to Steve Jobs coltan-Karma. I know, eye know, iKnow... I can use a Droid, or a Storm, but they just aren't the same. The iPhone is how I'd best like to contribute to the pollution of landfills in five years. I can drop a Storm or Droid in the landfill any ol' time... But what I really want is this iPhone... but iGotta use Verizon here in Tucky-ville. So be's it. Maybe iTchanges this fall...